My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday: My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has these minions to do My Sister’s Bidding. My Sister was teaching My Sister’s Minions about formulas. One of My Sister’s Minions did not seem interested in the class, so My Sister asked for the formula of water. My Sister’s Minion replied, “That’s easy, H2O. But do you know what the formula of an ice cube is?” As My Sister raised an inquisitive eyebrow, My Sister’s Minion replied, “H2O-CUBED”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday: My Sister was out for a walk when My Sister noticed My Sister’s Neighbor unloading a brand My Sister Monday: My Sister was out for a walk when My Sister noticed My Sister’s Neighbor unloading a brand new vacuum cleaner. My Sister’s Neighbor saw My Sister and excitedly waved My Sister over. My Sister soon noticed that there were not 1 but 2 new vacuums. My Sister’s Neighbor smiled and said, “The Salesman said this will cut my work in half! So I told him, great! I’ll take two!”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday: My Sister was walking My Sister’s Dog and came across My Sister’s Neighbor. My Sister’s Neighbor asked My Sister to sign a petition in order to move a deer crossing sign. My Sister asked why the deer crossing sign should be moved. My Sister’s Neighbor replied, “Many deer were being hit by cars. It’s too dangerous for the deer to cross here.”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday: My Sister owns a dog and decided to get My Sister’s Dog something nice for Easter. So My Sister went to the neighborhood pet store. In the store a man was looking at a baby chick and a baby duck. The man waved My Sister over and explained to My Sister that he was buying a gift for his daughter and asked My Sister’s opinion on if he should buy the baby chick or baby duck. My Sister shrugged and stated that she didn’t know since they were both really cute. The man nodded and said, “I guess I’ll go with the baby chick, it’s a little cheeper”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday: My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has these minions to do her bidding. On their first day back from Spring break My Sister asked My Sister’s Minions what they did for Spring break. One of My Sister’s Minions said, “Last week I went to visit my dad but he fell down.” My Sister asked if he was alright and My Sister’s Minion replied, “He must be, he stopped calling for help yesterday before I left.” (Sorry this is a little late… Get it!… You got a 2 for 1!…)

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