My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday: My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister also has an adviser who is My Sister’s Boss. One day My Sister’s Adviser called My Sister over to observe a puzzling internet video. The video showed a white bear slowly go into water, and then it gradually melted away. My Sister was quite perplexed and asked why the white bear melted in water. “That’s Easy,” replied My Sister’s Adviser “because it’s polar”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday: My Sister ran into a friend who went to the symphony over the weekend. My Sister asked how the performance went and to My Sister’s surprise, My Sister’s Friend said, “It was horrible. The bass players drank too much so they were reeking of alcohol and towards the end of Beethoven’s ‘Ode to Joy’ a few of them accidentally knocked down most of the music stands holding the music. Which meant it was the bottom of the 9th, no score and the basses were loaded”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday: My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister also has an adviser who is My Sister’s Boss. One day My Sister’s Adviser was in the lab, showing My Sister the latest scientific breakthrough with parrot fish. My Sister’s Adviser rang a bell which caused the parrot fish to start singing. While witnessing the parrot fish singing was phenomenal, My Sister pointed out that the singing was off key. My Sister’s Adviser replied, “Yeah. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday: My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. So, My Sister has all these science friends. One day My Sister and My Sister’s Science Friends had a fancy dress party at a bar. My Sister was sitting at the bar and noticed one of My Sister’s Science Friends enter dressed as a Neutrino. My Sister commented about what a good costume it was and offered a seat. My Sister’s Science Friend who was dressed as a Neutrino replied, “Thanks but I’m just passing through”…

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