My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has all these fellow science friends that do sciencey stuff. One day My Sister and My Sister’s Science Friends were meeting a famous British nuclear physicist for lunch. While waiting in the restaurant, My Sister looked over the menu and asked if My Sister’s Science Friends knew what the physicist liked to eat for lunch. One of My Sister’s Science Friends scoffed and said, “That’s easy, Fission Chips!”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday: My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has an adviser who is My Sister’s Boss and Minions that do My Sister’s bidding. One day My Sister and My Sister’s Adviser saw the drawing of a voluptuous naked mermaid one of My Sister’s Minions left behind. My Sister explained her dislike of the picture. My Sister’s Adviser analyzed the sketch and said, “Well it’s clear the mermaid is not going to math class.” My Sister’s jaw gaped as My Sister’s Adviser stated, “Because if she was going to math class, she’d be wearing an algae-bra”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday: My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has these minions to do My Sister’s bidding. One day My Sister and My Sister’s Minions were observing molecules under a super powered microscope. One of My Sister’s Minions stomped a foot and said, “I hate this! I know my electrons are being stripped by a free electron, but I keep missing it!” My Sister replied, “You gotta keep your ion them”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday: My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has an adviser who is My Sister’s Boss. One day My Sister’s Adviser was telling My Sister about the time My Sister’s Adviser met Albert Einstein on a train. My Sister grew very interested and asked what My Sister’s Adviser said to the esteemed man. My Sister’s Adviser replied, “Excuse me professor, but does New York stop by this train?”…

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