My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has all these fellow science friends that do sciencey stuff. One day My Sister asked My Sister’s Science Friends if they were going to attend the astronomy presentation this Thursday. One of My Sister’s Science Friends answered, “I don’t think so. My adviser thinks black holes are interesting. But I think they suck.”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has an adviser who is My Sister’s Boss. My Sister was working in the lab when My Sister’s Adviser entered carrying various lab gear. My Sister remembered that today My Sister’s Adviser was giving a brief science lesson to some kids at a local school, and asked how it went. “Great!” replied My Sister’s Adviser, “I talked about acids and alkalis. It was pHun.”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has these minions to do My Sister’s bidding. One night there was a fancy dress party at a local vegetarian restaurant that My Sister and My Sister’s Minions attended. Upon entering, My Sister noticed that one of My Sister’s Minions was not present. My Sister looked outside the restaurant to find the missing My Sister’s Minion who was dressed as a salmon looking very glum and rejected. One of My Sister’s Minions tapped My Sister on the shoulder, “Yeah, he couldn’t get in. The maitre d’ said they don’t serve fish here.”

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has an adviser who is My Sister’s Boss. One day My Sister’s Adviser was showing My Sister a video of other Marine Biologist taking measurements of walrus tusks. They recorded their findings and moved on. My Sister asked where the video was filmed because the walrus had really nice tusks. “Those tusks were pretty firm,” My Sister’s Adviser leaned back in the chair and continued, “obviously they’re not in Alabama, where Tuscaloosa.”…

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