My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has all these fellow science friends that do sciencey stuff. The other day one of My Sister’s Friends was in the lab and seemed very nervous. My Sister asked if everything was alright. My Sister’s Friend put down a test tube, “Yeah, I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to meter.”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. One day My Sister was having computer issues and contacted the IT department. The IT Tech came in and examined My Sister’s computer. “Ah, I figured out your problem.” The IT Tech said, “This College’s system is so antiquated that I can pinpoint your problem to a single line of Binary code. But you should know there are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has an adviser who is My Sister’s Boss. One day My Sister ran into My Sister’s Advisor who was practicing an acceptance speech. My Sister asked what the speech was for, My Sister’s Advisor replied, “I disconnected my doorbell at home, so I should be getting the ‘No-Bell’ prize.”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has all these fellow science friends that do sciencey stuff. One day My Sister and some of My Sister’s Science Friends were hanging out in a café; My Sister’s Science Friends were studying Physics, Biology and Math. They all observed two people go into a house across the street. After a while three people leave the house. My Sister asked My Sister’s Science Friends to explain the phenomenon which occurred. The Physicist complained that the measurement wasn’t accurate. Then biologist said the couple reproduced. While the Mathematician wished for exactly 1 person to enter the house, so the house would be empty again…

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