My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. One day My Sister attended a fancy dress party. My Sister ended up meeting a man dressed as a pirate, complete with a peg leg, hook as a hand and eye patch. My Sister complimented the man on his costume, but discovered the man was a real pirate. My Sister ordered the pirate a beer and asked about his physical losses. The pirate wiped some beer from his mouth with his sleeve, “I tell ye missy. Me leg was lost when a storm swept me overboard into a school of sharks. And I got me hook from a sword fight. Then me eye was lost from albatross droppings.” My Sister was puzzled on how someone could lose their eye from albatross droppings. “Well ye see,” The pirate sighed, “It was me first day with me hook.”…

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