My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has these Minions that do My Sister’s bidding. In the lab, My Sister asked one of My Sister’s Minions how the Easter race went. My Sister’s Minion brushed back her long hair while another of My Sister’s Minions answered, “Horrible, an egg beater!”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has an adviser who is My Sister’s Boss. One day in the lab My Sister’s Adviser yawned openly and rubbed his tired eyes. My Sister asked if My Sister’s Adviser has been getting much sleep. My Sister’s Adviser shook his head and explained a very weird dream involving grapes that had faces. Slowly each of the grapes was squeezed. My Sister grew concerned and asked if the grapes screamed. My Sister’s Adviser slowly stretched, “No, they just gave a little wine.”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has these minions to do My Sister’s bidding. One day in the lab My Sister was reading about the scientific breakthroughs recently done by a French scientist, however half of the scientific journal was in French. My Sister asked, “Do any of you understand French?” One of My Sister’s Minions raised their hand, “To be sure, I do. As long as it’s in Irish.”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister is studying to become a Marine Biologist. My Sister has all these fellow science friends that do sciencey stuff. One day My Sister met with My Sister’s Science Friends for lunch. A Business instructor was talking about various international deals with one of My Sister’s Science Friends at the lunch table. During a break in the conversation, the business instructor noticed a brown paper bag next to My Sister’s Science Friend. My Sister’s Science Friend put down his coffee cup and said, “It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife.” The Business instructor nodded several times and replied, “Good trade.”…

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