My Sister Monday.

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. My Sister has minions that do My Sister’s bidding. One day in the lab, Dr. Sis was explaining the genetic differences of Male and female species. One of My Sister’s Minions asked if Dr. Sis knew why males were so much sexier than women. The lab went quiet as My Sister’s Minion smiled, “It’s because you can’t spell ‘Sexy’ without ‘XY’.”…

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Fun Fact Friday!

Due to censorship, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” were known as “Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles” in the UK. Also, scenes with Michelangelo using his nunchuks were edited out. Including his scenes during the awesome opening scene.
– He must’ve looked like a useless bum, instead of the kick ass ninja he is… He’s always been my favorite of the heroes… I mean ninjas…

It’s a fact!…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. My Sister has science friends and they do all this sciencey stuff. One night Dr. Sis and My Sister’s Friends attended a fancy dress party, where a guy claiming to be a Mad Scientist, was bragging about finishing a death ray that will destroy the world. My Sister’s Friends got excited and began asking if the Mad Scientist was blowing up the world to test a hypothesis or just to make observations, and if the Mad Scientist was going to leave some of the world as a control group. The Mad Scientist’s mouth gaped and replied that he was just going to blow up the world. Dr. Sis and My Sister’s Friends pondered this for a moment. One of My Sister’s Friends raised an eyebrow at the Mad Scientist, “So instead of a Mad Scientist, you’re really just a mad engineer.”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One night at a fancy dress party Dr. Sis encountered one of My Sister’s Minions at the bar. My Sister’s Minion ordered 13 shots and quickly began downing them. Dr. Sis asked why My Sister’s Minion was drinking so fast. My Sister’s Minion slammed an empty shot glass on the bar, “You’d be drinking fast if you knew what I had.” Dr. Sis asked what My Sister’s Minion had. My Sister’s Minion triumphantly finished the last shot with a big smile, “75 cents.”…

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