My Sister Monday.

My Sister is a Marine Biologist, My Sister has all these minions who do My Sister’s bidding. One day in the lab one of My Sister’s Minion’s showed up late wearing sunglasses. Dr. Sis asked why My Sister’s Minion was late. My Sister’s Minion cleared his throat, “I was up last night conducting a science experiment known as the ‘Heineken Uncertainty Principle'”. Dr. Sis asked what the principle was? My Sister’s Minion finished taking his seat, “It’s when you can never be sure how many beers you had last night.”…

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