My Sister Monday.

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day Dr. Sis and My Sister’s Minions were manning a table advertising their program. My Sister’s Colleague showed up to help and started passing out a mixture of sulfur, tungsten and silver to the people as they walked by. My Sister’s Minions were wondering what My Sister’s Colleague was handing out. Dr. Sis replied, “Free SWAG.”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday.
My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day at the lab one of My Sister’s Minions was complaining that his best pick up line didn’t work on a chemistry student. Dr. Sis asked what the line was. My Sister’s Minion said, “Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re Sodium fine…”

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister Monday.
My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day the university’s marketers were walking by the lab. Dr. Sis nodded to them. My Sister’s Colleague jumped up and ran to them, “you guys should use more chromosomes in your campaigns. ‘Cause, you know, sex cells.”…

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My Sister Monday.

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One night Dr. Sis was attending a Star Wars fancy dress party. Dr. Sis was helping My Sister’s Colleague get dressed. When My Sister’s Colleague finished dressing up as “Slave Leia”, she began looking at herself in the mirror as her fingers twirled her long hair, “I should really wear my hair up. I hate it to hang so-low.”…

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