If you pet a cat 70 million times, you would have generated enough static electricity to power a 60 watt bulb for a minute.
– You really need to have that minute of light planned out…
It’s a Fact!…
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My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One night Dr. Sis attended a fancy dress party at a very crowded bar. One of My Sister’s Minions was dressed up as a small furry mammal and approached the bar tender. The bar tender pointed to a sign that read:
Bar Occupancy: 6.02*10^20The bar tender then said, “We can’t serve a mole.”…
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Frogs can’t swallow without blinking.
– I guess they’re savoring their food?…
It’s a Fact!…
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My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day Dr. Sis was with My Sister’s Minions and asked if any of them knew what an astronomical unit was. One of My Sister’s Minions raised their hand, “One helluva big apartment!”…
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One pound of tea can make 300 cups tea.
– Tea of thought…
It’s a Fact!…
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My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day Dr. Sis was walking by the lab and noticed My Sister’s Minions watching a video of cows slowly making random paths while grazing. Dr. Sis asked what they were watching. One of My Sister’s Minions finished taking a sip of water, “Bovinian motion.”…
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10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.
– I ain’t fraid of no ghost…
It’s a Fact!
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My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One night Dr. Sis had a dream. During the dream two photons admitted that they were bored of high speed travel and wanted to make something of themselves. So they became a particle…
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